I'm at Incheon airport right now, "sampling" the new pentium chips at a computer kiosk, and damn it feels good to be a prankster. This is by far one of the coolest airports I've ever been to- it has everything you look for in a plane landing/flying place (Funny, there aren't really any synonyms for "airport"): talking toilets, english speaking people, free internet access, Outback Steakhouse and Sudden Acute Respitory Syndrome as far as the mouth can breathe. I wasn't sure if I should declare my Chinese Yellow dust at customs, I just let my pink-eyes do the talking for me. Conjunctivitis truly is the universal language, and all you Esperanto enthusiasts can take that to the bank. The money bank. Speaking of- Should I exchange money? Stupid inflated Korean currency makes it difficult to divide quickly. Hopefully the Giants remain undefeated during my flight, though they're not scheduled to play until tomorrow afternoon you never know, the Brew crew can be pesky, what with their beer-brewing powers. America looms: Asaa!

Fenton: I'm bringing back bbbq chips and root beer for you, my friend. The extra 'b' is a typo.
p.s. Hi Susan!