I love all you bitches. And by bitches I mean loved ones. Words cannot express how much I care. I think Shaggy said it best: "Closer than my peeps you are to me." Whatever that means. Point being I am here for you my friends, and don't let my absolute drunkeness be a detriment to my sincere expressions of affection. I played basketball, pool, and fooseball today, and I'm riding the orgasmic wave of meaningless victory, and so I must share my sense of personal accomplishment with you all. Ae-Ryoung is a trooper, don't let anyone tell you differently. She accompanied Caleb and I on our binge drinking mission for a good portion of tonight, and for that she deserves Kudos. She's getting married in November, and I need to be at that wedding... I'm still lobbying for best man, but I think my beligerence is hurting my chances. I'm qualified though, I swear. I watched Four Weddings and a Funeral, and I've seen the previews for The Best Man, you know I should be there.

Pieces, as my boy Josh would say.