Does Anyone Else Get E-mails Like These?

Speaking of laughing: It is oftentimes necessary for one to give their e-mail address rather than one's phone number in Korea, for a variety of reasons, first and foremost being that many scary people (see future discussions concerning the dumpling man, Byung Ho the crazy high-school student, etc.) want to converse with you, regardless of whether they have the capacity to engage in said conversation. Anyhoo, this is not the case with my Tae Kwon Do instructor, Mihyang, I offered her both my e-mail address and phone number in good faith because she is a little bit awesome*. Then I received this message, in reply to my own message detailing my new schedule to her. Now in advance, I should warn you that reading this, let alone trying to make sense of this, made my head hurt. Then, I sent it to my friends in Korea, and it made their heads hurt. So, now I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime to also experience head-hurt. Also, I really have to apologize to Mihyang. I hope you never do a google search involving the keywords "Daegu," "South Korea" "Andrew" and "Pimp" and stumble upon this page. For that matter, I hope that all the people I slander so liberally never find my little web niche, because that would be unfortunate. Here you go, unedited, raw and uncut. Have some Tylenol on hand:

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